Scheisse

(German) A noun, pronounced shie-zuh, meaning shit. Can easily take the place of damn

Hey, piece of scheisse! Get over hear.

Scheisse! I forgot to do my homework

by Mike S. Jr. April 17, 2007

schede

Dutch for vagina

a clean way to say pussy

Melissa frequently plays with her schede before bed.

by tireball.com July 11, 2004

schedule your agenda

The yuppy version of Get R Dun. Made up on the way to branson, By some kick ass students from Republic, MO

Hey Eric, schedule your agenda.
Jeff has really got his agenda scheduled.

by C MART October 5, 2005

Scheidhauer

A name that sounds like a brand of horrible laxitives.

Person 1: Got any laxitives?

Person 2: Scheidhauer brand. How bout them?

Person 1: No thanks those taste like crap.

Person 2: That's cuz they are.

by Crazysped59432u59843524 December 19, 2009

schecks

a very amusing heavily accented way of saying "sex". when somebody asks what it means, you say that schecks are small animals that look similar to young chickens.

Student: I love gettin schecks!
Teacher:What?!?
Student: Schecks are a small animal.
Teacher: Oh. Okay. Can I have some schecks?

by JC (uber) October 11, 2008

schee

a Schee is a warm-hearted, kind, caring, unexplainably thoughtful person. Usually is the first person to offer you help when struggling or to pick you up when you fall. This person also shows a care free, party animal side to them as well.

bob:: the schees are the nicest people

Jeff:: yeah I saw some at the party last night

by Abshhsjaisebmsd August 17, 2017

schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...

Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...

by Shynehigh January 8, 2021