A mentally unstable girl who escaped from a psychotic ward. Who is very ignorant and dumb, and loves being a baddy baddy! But also goes through extreme phases, and loves to write about them in her very embarrassing diary! And is secretly a psychotic paranoid car teletubby. She is a very interesting and odd person. Who has very amazing friends to help support her struggles. She also is obsessed with wolves and cars and video games. She is an athlete who loves to run. (Weird right?)
"Omg, what the heck your being a Simone!"
by Rainbowwolfy June 19, 2017
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Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.
Has a mustache like a shnauzer.
Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.
Male version is called Simon.
Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.
Has a mustache like a shnauzer.
Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.
Male version is called Simon.
Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.
Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
by Sheoooooowwww February 5, 2010
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A total bitch. She'll steal your boyfriend, your best friend, and will make you feel like garbage. She was super popular in highschool and middleschool, and she'll never let you forget it.
by Professor Kiwi September 4, 2016
Get the Simone mug.Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.
by Omni64 February 22, 2010
Get the Simone Simons mug.A meme boy. The one who loves lana del ray and panic! Atthe disco, a little too much. Hella gay and really ugly even though everyone says he's pretty. Doesn't like gender but does love cats.
"Ugh Simone must be near by."
"How do you know that?"
*In the distance you can hear 'here comes dat boi' blasting*
"How do you know that?"
*In the distance you can hear 'here comes dat boi' blasting*
by G.ayboi July 13, 2017
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Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now
by mattywhi June 21, 2007
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Tusho pulled a Salmoneus
by Exodiara January 11, 2009
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