When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
by Sea sailor October 26, 2014
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“Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck did he think would happen?”
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “
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Get the sair mug.a dumb bitch who is slightly slow but is also smart. loves puns. is not allowed to go outside more than 2 times a week with her friends. gets on your nerves alot but you'll still love her and even if you don't she'll stick to you like glue.
Pronounced: Sigh-roz
Pronounced: Sigh-roz
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Get the sairoz mug.A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
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