rusty ratchet

An older woman that makes ratchet decisions.

That rusty ratchet can't get her shit together.

by Redneck Mac March 11, 2016

rusty ice pick

To do a rusty ice pick put ur dick in her but then pull it out then put a ice cube in her but then put ur dick in it an do her till its melted then let her put her wet shit on your chest and lick it off

Dude I tried the rusty ice pick last night with my gf it was amazin

by Blob flob March 16, 2016

rusty russel

The act of sneaking some assholes cigarettes and running them through your dirty ass crack and putting them back in the pack.

Scott was being a douche, so Russel took his cigarettes and ran them through his nasty sweaty ass crack calling it the Rusty Russel...

by Blackmaverick May 19, 2016

Rusty lantern

When you are having PIV sex in doggie style and you insert a lit glow stick in the ass.

My girlfriend and I did the rusty lantern last night and she looked so bright and beautiful

by Hixkix915 February 8, 2017

rusty hoe

A dirty stupid crusty ass whore who would fuck, ride, or suck any type of dick. She also had so much dick her pussy is falling apart piece by piece. She does not do this for money, she just loves big, small, short, long, hairy, shave, dick with either big or small balls.

You rusty ass hoe. rusty hoe

by KVNGGREENS April 28, 2017

Rusty Knot

A two-person version of Naked Twister where each player starts the game with one fist or foot fully inserted inside the other person's anus. As the twisting develops, eventually both people become entangled and the grip of the anal sphincter can no longer hold tug of the engulfed appendage, causing an eruption of anal fluids that covers the participants in a cocktail of their own fecal matter, limbs twisted together, resembling a rusty knot similar to the ones historically found on fishing boats on the docks of west Manhattan in the early-to-mid 1800s.

Chloe was going to go for the usual Sunday blumpkin, but the smell of salty sea air aroused her senses into rummaging through the board game cabinet and unveiling Rusty Knot. The boys were not disappointed.

by SamtheSlasher April 19, 2018

rusty girder

A shit that won’t flush and sits at the bottom of the toilet slowly dissolving.

Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder

by Chivchovs October 29, 2017