goat rope

(This term is used by Marines. For links to Army terms with similar meanings see snafu)
a very chaotic situation

The situation in the auditorium turned into a real goat rope.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2009

ripe

achin to get fucked.

Skyeesha's pussy is ripe as fuc

by ben December 18, 2002

Rope Dick

A rope dick is a particular type of cowboy. They hold their dick like it’s their rope and their rope like it’s their dick, and don’t care about much outside of that way of life.

Texas is full of rope dicks!

by {demigod} January 21, 2023

straight rope

1. A piece of rope that is straight.
2. (slang) Highly potent marijuana.

1. I will climb up that rock face with this straight rope.
2. This shit's straight rope, dog.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

Bush Ripe

How you refer to a foul smelling person who lives in the bush of Alaska who for lack of social interaction chooses to bathe on a monthly or possibly yearly basis.

Wow, that guy must be from Eagle, cause he is smelling Bush Ripe!

by Alaska Dave January 10, 2011

ripe strawberries

During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible

Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.

by Tojasok March 26, 2008

Ripe

The best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "ripe" is very relaxed, never goes out of style, and people will never laugh at you for using it, very convenient for people like me who don't care about what's "in."

Mitchell: Hey man, i found a dog in the basement downstairs!
Oliver: Thats so ripe man!

Simeon: Thinking about doing some burnouts down the road.
Brendan: Sounds ripe man! Lets do this together.

by olimoli123 September 2, 2013