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republican 

1) a self-righteous christian fundamentalist who believes that "freedom of religion" doesn't apply to people who aren't also christian fundamentalists

2) someone who believes that education doesn't need to be properly funded but 2 wars over oil do

3) someone who bitches about the ridiculous deficit that has accrued over the past 8 years under a fanatical fundamentalist (refer to definition 1) while pushing for increased support of 2 of the most expensive wars this country has ever undertaken

4) someone who doesn't fully understand economics, but likes to pretend they do

5) someone who thinks everyone that doesn't agree with their party base is a communist, even though they don't know what a communist is

6) someone who thinks karl marx is a communist (in the soviet sense of the word)

7) someone who thinks a dentist is fit to run the texas board of education

8) someone who thinks anything that is "liberal" is wrong, regardless of historical accuracy

9) someone who still thinks their party is "the party of lincoln"
George Bush junior and senior (republicans)
Ronald Reagan (republican)
Herbert Hoover (republican)
--it said to include the word "republican"
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Trailer Park Republican 

Impoverished white American whom identifies himself as a "Republican" not because of wealth or fiscal esponsibilty, but because of ignorance and/or racism. (They do not necessarily live in an actual trailer park) Some identify themselves as "Tea Party Patiots."

Also see: Republibilly
Trailer Park Republicans are:
Rush Limbaugh, glenn beck, fans. People who watch only FOX News (aka: "The Real News")

Republican 

Old white crusty people who are afraid of change.
John McCain and George W. Bush are prime examples of republicans.
Republican by scalvis October 22, 2008

Republican workout

Going to the gym under the pretense of working out, but instead sitting in the steam room for the whole time pretending not to look at other naked guys' butts
I am feeling a chest cold coming on, think I'll stop at the Y on my way home from work today and have a republican workout.
Republican workout by utorrente January 27, 2011

Jesus Republican 

n. & a. 1. n. A conservative christian who believes there is one way, the right way; believes that certain behaviors or choices are unsound; sees no contradiction in their choices as they are founded in scripture. 2. a. A negative term used to describe someone who sees everything in black and white and doesn't mind pushing their agenda on anyone who opposes their paradigm.

He's such a Jesus Republican, he's always going on about how evil abortion is, but he supports the war on Iraq and thinks the death penalty is a good thing. I thought the taking of life was immoral?
Jesus Republican by Lazarus 01 February 24, 2009

Welfare Republican 

a hypocritical person who hates the government, yet relies on government programs like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Unemployment, Food Stamps and Welfare. Often seen at Tea Party rallies before stopping by Wal-Mart to cash in their food stamps. They usually just resent other people's benefits.
Jim Bob is a real Welfare Republican. After leaving the anti Obama Tea Party Rally, he drove his pickup to the Wal-Mart to pick up his Medicaid prescription and get some pork rinds and chili with food stamps.

Republican 

There are many definitons for a republican:


1-A lousy, no good hick who thinks that killing other people in other countries for no justifible reason.

2-Likes stealing money from the poor, to make the rich richer.

3- Thinks that god should be involved in everything, even though seperation of church and state is a law in the united states

4-Believes that NO woman should have a right over her body, because god forbid your one day pregnant, and you just cant do it becAUse GOD IS GOING TO SEND YOU TO HELL!! AHHH!!

5- likes to put own country in more danger by putting us into war

6- discriminitve against gays
ie- pigheaded bush
ie- condoleeza rice
ie- vice president
Republican by lanie024 September 2, 2005