redneck
yall motherfuckers on her wouldnt know a redneck if one hit you right in the head.
a redneck isnt someone from texas or alabama cause theyrs niggers there to
its hard to describe a redneck but most of em drive big muddy trucks or lawn mowers
they ussaly have greasy or calused hands they wear overalls or wranglers with boots and ussaylly wear camo
they talk with a real southern accent we call it a "southern drawl" they kill any kind of animal and ussauyly eat it
a redneck isnt someone from texas or alabama cause theyrs niggers there to
its hard to describe a redneck but most of em drive big muddy trucks or lawn mowers
they ussaly have greasy or calused hands they wear overalls or wranglers with boots and ussaylly wear camo
they talk with a real southern accent we call it a "southern drawl" they kill any kind of animal and ussauyly eat it
redneck by wylieredneck March 10, 2009
Redneck
DALLAS GILKER!!
Redneck
A rural middle class worker who's neck is sunburnt from long hours working on a farm, hence the name redneck.
You know you're a redneck if:
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
Redneck by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 9, 2020
redneck
Anyone named "Bubba" or anyone who comes from a creepy-ass deep south state such as Arkansas or Tennessee.
redneck
One who would invite his 100 cousins to a trailer park for a family reunion where they all sit on a big red ratty couch drinking mounds of bud light (minus the light) and what Nascar all day long yeehawing every lap and saying the word ain't in every sentence. They all have beer guts, wear trucker hats,have ugly fat wives,grow something,have a dirty house and yard,be married to their sister,can not talk/read/wirte properly and own at least two rocking chairs.
redneck by He knows what he says March 7, 2009