RectalXam

when instead of getting a rectal exam your doctor deflowers you from behind.

He went in for a colonoscopy but left bleeding from the rectum after a rectalXam

by BLOODnALGORE February 22, 2009

rectal shpritz

The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.

I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.

by agman2 May 7, 2009

Rectaliation

When one retaliates to a stinky fart with another stinky fart of their own or fights back to an injustice with a stinky fart.

Turtle dropped his guts in my room last night and it was rank... so farted in his face and got him with total Rectaliation!

Stevo was an ass the other day so I rectaliated and devastated him with my stench.!

by bdhiggy August 13, 2009

Rectal Romp

The act of inserting the male genitalia in between a significant other's rump cheeks, usually with much ferocity.

I could hardly sleep after the intense rectal romp I had with my well endowed man-friend.

by That One Definer February 12, 2010

rectal numbers

The term used when you have no choice but to pull numbers out of your ass.

Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.

by MikeBinIL November 15, 2010

Reptar Rage

Stemming from the children's classic, Reptar, Reptar Rage is simply defined as someone who gets angry at something and yells.

As i typed this definition I got 3-man rushed by people on COD. I reptar rage'd over Xbox Live.

John: Dude, did you see that guy yelling and screaming yesterday?
Jim: Yeah, he was going through a serious reptar rage.

by Reptarin March 10, 2011

Rectal Cranial Intrusion

The medical term for having one's head up their own arse.

"You know Dan in sales? The smug git that totally suffers from a bad case of rectal cranial intrusion?
Yeah, got hit by a bus today..."
*claps*

by Zombat September 20, 2011