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UD Rape

retards who use UD exclusively for:

1. posting pictures of themselves
2. not defining, but trash-talking various celebrities, bands, trends, etc.
3. one of the WORST...Trying to define
a.their own names,
b. other's names, or
c.bragging or bitching about a stupid rich area in their town,
d. or a school.

These people must stop defining because they`re ruining UD. Oh, and stop putting links to your myspace, you pretentious twats. Personally, I`m an editor, and have been cracking down even more on UD rape definitons..So watch out SPAMers. The UD editors will keep your pointless definitions from ever being seen.

Oh, and all of UD seems to be homophobic...Maybe I should make a pro gay definition and see how many thumbs down it gets!
1. "chek out this sexay pic of me...i am the queen of scene" --me <stupid image of some fugly fat chick with too much makeup on taking a snapshot of herself in the bathroom>

2. OMFGZZ! Lyke FEMINEM iz soooo dum yallz! hez a FAG LMAO. him an dr dre giv eachother BLO JOBZ! LOLZ!

3. a. Jenine:
The sexiest girl alive. Used for when someone is completely hot, sexy, and cool.
Example: Person1:Look at that sexy girl, she's such a Jenine!

b. Anna:
a ReAlLy SlUtTy GuRL!!!!111! ShE hAs EvErY STD iN tHe BoOk!!!!!!11!!!! aLl TeH gUyZ uSe HeR fOr A qUiCk F*Ck!!1!!

George:
Conniver! He'll seem like he loves you! But then hell drop you like a lead ballon! Watch out girls, he's known for making out with the school slut in the bathroom! I hope he effin DIES!
c. Winstonville:
All the stupid, rich, jock, republican, slut christioans liv there! all their daddies buy them expensive cars for their sixteenth birthdays! they haev good parties because their parents are never thar! theyre always drunk! no one likes those stupid preps! the winstonville girls are skanks and wear their skirts so high you can see their thongs!

d. St. Evans:
All the girls are sluts and they gasp when you walk all over the emblem, but deny being there. They bitch about the uniforms but yet on free dress day they always wear the same high-collar preppy outfits! Skanks! blah blah blah blah blah

Listen everyone: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK! IF YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH TELL THEM THAT TO THEIR FACES!

And stop defining EMO and scene! There's like a bajillion defs already.
by bloodflower October 21, 2006
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rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.
Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!
by -Samax- December 16, 2010
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Rape Wizard

An older hippy type who plies young people with drugs for nefarious purposes. Usually claims some interest in spiritualism or other hippy bullshit as part of his schtick.
Q. Did you stay long at the rave Suzy?
A. Hell no. It was crawling with Rape Wizards.
by Penny Pingletons Mother October 6, 2018
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Rape pee

"Rape pee really sucks bro"
by Bigmancooch March 9, 2019
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Raped Ape

Runs like an ape that was just raped. e.g. a fast car
That Camaro has 500 shot, so it won't last long, but it runs like a raped ape today!
by Jilly The Kid April 30, 2021
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Puppet Rape

An act in which sex is forced upon a puppet, either in order to fulfill personal gratification, or to end the life of said puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0
I'd say judging by the ruptured dorsal cavity, and the shattered interior ligaments, this was Puppet Rape.
by Detective Jammie December 17, 2008
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axe rape

When someone sprays you with so much Axe body spray you feel violated from the very smell.
Party A: Surprise! Your about to get Axe raped!

Party B: Ugh now I feel violated.
by spex554 July 21, 2009
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