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Rancho Rats

A sub-species of Homo-sapiens mainly populating the suburbs of Rancho San Diego (other variants are known to populate La Mesa and Spring Valley).

Though not actually rats, they garnered this nickname through the general sleaziness and trashy manner in which they operate.

Their daily routine consists of going on bottle runs, getting into fights, yelling at respectable shop owners 'cause they "didn't do nuffin", buying and selling xanax, drinking cough syrup, and doing anything they can get their hands on. Nearly every member has been "caught up" at some point.

Though many see them as dangerous, they are generally docile creatures who will not become aggressive unless provoked. Do not confuse non-violence with kindness as they will not hesitate to steal, mooch, or Gip you if the slightest opportunity arises.

Separating themselves from Gangbangers, these degenerates have no unifying identity or ideology and are generally a biracial pack of hooligans.

They can be found in their natural habitat at the ralphs shopping center.
Hey Jon can we take the other way home? I'd rather not run into rancho rats scurrying around
by anyone above 12 April 28, 2017
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Rachael

Rachael's are usually quiet and reserved, but when around trusted people, they love to make the biggest jokes.
They like to stick to groups, and are better listeners than they are talkers.
Rachael's often have to deal with misspellings of their name, but they don't usually fuss.
They always have smiles.
Person 1 - That's a hell of a smile!
Person 2 - I know, I stole it from Rachael!
by Lonely-Frost January 31, 2015
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Wildhorse Ranch

Wildhorse Ranch is an equine and feline rescue organization dedicated to saving lives. Go to www.mudpony.com for more information on how you can donate.
UrbanDictionary.com is the shiznit fo' showin' peeps that they can donate some serious bling to Wildhorse Ranch, beeyotch! Wicky wicky!
by McKizzle Bizzle April 21, 2005
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turd rancher

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.
That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.
by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008
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rancharound

Ok, here goes.

Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).

Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.

Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.

Waves hand in "meh" type way.

Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.

Big ass bite ensues.

#rancharound.

Boom.

Am I famous yet?

Call me when I'm famous.
Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound
by BaconRainey October 16, 2014
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Ranchhouse

A stupid ass bar in Portland Oregon that is full of douche bags and prostitutes. This one chick that frequents there has probably fucked every guy that goes there.
Dude wanna get laid. Theres this chick at the Ranchhouse that will fuck you. She fucked me in the rain and it was so poetic.
by Max Lanigiro November 7, 2007
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Ranchy Ear Drum

During the act of sexual arrousal, the male ejactulates into the female's ear. Moments later the male slides his finger into the orifice of the ear and gently pushes the remains furhter into the ear, causing the ear drum to be completely covered with a white silky mess!
Dude, Brooke can't hear anymore bro! I gave her a ranchy ear drum, it's disgusting!
by friendofthebeanmachine June 24, 2010
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