Quakertown

A town in which there are only two police cars and the rest are undercover, such as the yellow colbolt (TOTAL BAMF). Where friday nights consist of getting baked somewhere within the vicinity of the local shopping plaza, and paying $9 to get a ticket for a movie you don't plan on watching. The education here is SPECFUCKINGTACULAR, i mean nothing beats having a butch dyke as your high school principal. I guess one could sum this town up in just a few words, "worst fucking town in america."

Dan: I live in Quakertown!
Andrew: It's lynching time

by EternalReq December 9, 2008

quakeawake

A stimulus whip people need to act and react and do what needs to be done on matters that are in dire need of attention/help (welfare, healthcare, education, infrastructure, etc.), before disasters strike (i. e. fires, tsunamis, earthquakes, etc.).

- Why is it that only when some kind of calamity happens, we feel the humanitarian compassion to help others every way we can! Do we really have to wait for a quakeawake to help each other? couldn't it be done on a day to day basis? I think so, don't you?

by Cybercass January 18, 2010

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Quakemeister

Someone who, after the occurence of a minor earthquake, takes it upon themself to check every website, newspaper, and TV station, for news on the said earthquake and pass the info on to friends or anyone else who will listen for that matter, and perceives it as a major historical event.

Person 1: Hey, I think my house shook last night. Weird hey?
Persone 2: It totally did dude, I checked the news, google and radio it was a 2.1. No major injuries or damage were sustained.
Person 1: Cara, you're a total quakemeister.

by Cheryl Mc February 8, 2009

Quakebooking

the act of constantly updating your facebook status about aftershocks after an earthquake

stop Quakebooking we all felt it you retard! we dont need facebook to tell us!!

by thousymantis May 20, 2011

Quakeweight

Extra body weight put on in the long recovery period after the NZ earthquake.

"Andy, you've stacked on shit loads of lard recently, is that quakeweight mate?"

Andy: "Got no house, got no job. Watching my waistline is the least of my troubles"

by ThePork July 25, 2011

Quakers Hotpocket

The act of putting oatmeal in a condom, and proceeding to have sex. This way you don't need milk for the oatmeal 😉

Yoo last night, me and Tracy did a Quakers Hotpocket, it was nasty

by CarmenTheStripper February 11, 2019