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skills to pwn the bills 

Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*
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remote pwn

v. When you pwn someone and they aren't even there.
Bob: Where is Steve?
Frank: He's in China.
Bob: He's so fat!
Frank: Haha. You just remote pwned him.
*Meanwhile In China*
Steve: I feel a disturbance...as if someone has pwned me from a great distance. I wish I wasn't so fat.
remote pwn by TheBigLime April 29, 2006

rofl berry pwn cake 

a cake of absolute awesomeness. So good that it's been said that it's equivalent to an orgasm in you're mouth.
Mm mm... this pwn cake is full of rofl berries. Oh, this must be a rofl berry pwn cake
rofl berry pwn cake by AlbinoDuki January 21, 2009
The act of PWNing someone in any Star Wars video game or trivia.
Idiot: You know when Jango Fett gets pushed off Jabba's Barge he totally flew away at the last second, dude.
Nerd: No that was Boba Fett you fucktard!!
Idiot 2: Ohhh, you just got Force PWNd


Gamer: Hey I was totally playing Jedi Academy last night and I Force PWNd the host of the server
Asshole: Shut the fuck up. You know i don't give a shit.
Force PWN by Andy Roo Indian March 9, 2009

scare pwn 

a type of pwnage resulting from being scared. typically includes rapid defensive hand or arm movement accompanied with facial distortion and a verbal exclamation like "JESUS MAN!" Scare pwnage is best achieved by hiding in blind spots while the victim is unaware of your presence or not expecting it. Retaliation is a must and usually results in a scare fail because the other person is expecting it
Bob: BOO!
Bill: Jesus fucking christ man wtf would would you scare me
Bob: you just got scare pwned bitch
scare pwn by salameandcheese September 3, 2009
Meaning that one has been totally beaten or proved wrong by another person.
Oh man, Bill totally lost! Jack is teh pwn!
teh pwn by One Ton Angel March 25, 2003