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fluster pwn

The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.
Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.

Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!

Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!

Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)
by legalpwn January 7, 2010
mugGet the fluster pwnmug.

PWN police

The one in charge of all the pwnage. The main man. The one that opens up a can of rape you. I made it up myself and wanted the world to know.
Someone call the pwn police!!!
The pwn police are on your tail!!
by Mumblefilms May 18, 2008
mugGet the PWN policemug.

butt-pwn

1.(v)- to pwn in the ass. To completely pwn
that guy butt-pwned me at Halo
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
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Ka pWn

The sound of a gay man reaching an orgasm while taking his Man Friend from behind.
Fred: Two gay guys live upstairs from me and all I hear all night is "Ka pWn bitch".
by Iz Dr Mario zI July 23, 2006
mugGet the Ka pWnmug.

Pwn Sniped

When you get owned/killed in really bad fashion in a game of "Call of Duty".
Fred- "Damn, I just got powned"
Tim- "No, you just got Pwn Sniped!! ROFL."
by Cyonotic November 29, 2010
mugGet the Pwn Snipedmug.

pwn nob

A gaming term:

A pwn nob is the official title given to a person who takes considerably too much pleasure in pwning newbs. A newb, being new to the game, has very good reason to suck horribly, therefore there is nothing to be proud of in totally kicking there butt. A pwn nob is rediculously proud of this and enjoys it in that maniacle, evil way. This thus makes them a friggin jerk, and they are then classified as a kind of noob.

So, a pwn nob is a noob who takes entirely too much pride in pwning newbs.
ex.)#Joe and TheBen play "Naruto Clash of Ninja." This is #Joe's first time. TheBen owns the game. #Joe gets totally and completely pwned. TheBen brags excessively.

TheBen: WOOHOO YOU SUCK. I WIN !! I=PWNSAUCE!!!! I totally pwned you.
#Joe: You are a retard you fricken pwn nob. I'm a neeewb. Frick.
TheBen: I don't care....I win.
#Joe: You are the epitomy of a pwn nob.
by #Joe November 16, 2007
mugGet the pwn nobmug.

pwn dip

Phrase describing domination of an opponent.

Can be used in combo with pwn sauce.
ughhh bitch how about some pwn dip to go with ur pwn sauce then maybe you can have yourself a pwn platter.
by Mainkis February 18, 2008
mugGet the pwn dipmug.

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