The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.
In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.
In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.
Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.
Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!
Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!
Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)
Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!
Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!
Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)
by legalpwn January 7, 2010

The one in charge of all the pwnage. The main man. The one that opens up a can of rape you. I made it up myself and wanted the world to know.
by Mumblefilms May 18, 2008

by Damoclese July 22, 2004

by Iz Dr Mario zI July 23, 2006

by Cyonotic November 29, 2010

A gaming term:
A pwn nob is the official title given to a person who takes considerably too much pleasure in pwning newbs. A newb, being new to the game, has very good reason to suck horribly, therefore there is nothing to be proud of in totally kicking there butt. A pwn nob is rediculously proud of this and enjoys it in that maniacle, evil way. This thus makes them a friggin jerk, and they are then classified as a kind of noob.
So, a pwn nob is a noob who takes entirely too much pride in pwning newbs.
A pwn nob is the official title given to a person who takes considerably too much pleasure in pwning newbs. A newb, being new to the game, has very good reason to suck horribly, therefore there is nothing to be proud of in totally kicking there butt. A pwn nob is rediculously proud of this and enjoys it in that maniacle, evil way. This thus makes them a friggin jerk, and they are then classified as a kind of noob.
So, a pwn nob is a noob who takes entirely too much pride in pwning newbs.
ex.)#Joe and TheBen play "Naruto Clash of Ninja." This is #Joe's first time. TheBen owns the game. #Joe gets totally and completely pwned. TheBen brags excessively.
TheBen: WOOHOO YOU SUCK. I WIN !! I=PWNSAUCE!!!! I totally pwned you.
#Joe: You are a retard you fricken pwn nob. I'm a neeewb. Frick.
TheBen: I don't care....I win.
#Joe: You are the epitomy of a pwn nob.
TheBen: WOOHOO YOU SUCK. I WIN !! I=PWNSAUCE!!!! I totally pwned you.
#Joe: You are a retard you fricken pwn nob. I'm a neeewb. Frick.
TheBen: I don't care....I win.
#Joe: You are the epitomy of a pwn nob.
by #Joe November 16, 2007

ughhh bitch how about some pwn dip to go with ur pwn sauce then maybe you can have yourself a pwn platter.
by Mainkis February 18, 2008
