Patch Mouth

-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.

yeah man, my patch mouth is flaring up bad

by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011

patchen

A belligerent maniac who insists on picking fights with multiple people at once, typically at a house party or any social event involving alcohol.

Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.

by Okay_Jose November 12, 2017

Patchoing

The art of being able to look someone in the eyes and not hesitate to lie. If one is to get caught in a lie, one must come up with an even greater lie in order to cover up his previous lie. The origin of this word came from the island of O’ahu, deep inside Campbell Industry by a bunch of pricks.

“Eh, you not patchoing me ah?”

“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”

“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”

by NTW Prick January 31, 2019

pitch that bitch

instruction given when one is directing another to dispose of an unwanted item.

"Should I save this broken ornament?"

"No! Pitch that bitch!"

by Flora del Hearn February 12, 2019

Pitchfording

Game executive/CEO that plays the victim when in fact they are the perpetrator.

Dude, did you see how that game dev said he had no control over this?
Don’t listen to him, he’s just pitchfording us.

by rradt2001 May 7, 2019

Patched

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020

Patchy

The name given to someone who has a really patchy fake tan.

Person A: Aye patchy, nice tan!

Person B: C’mon it isn’t that bad!

by Itoldyouso May 22, 2021