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Bald Headed Psycho Bitch

B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.

It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.

Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
Jimmy, you bald headed psycho bitch, quit pissing me by slurping those slurpies.
by turkeh November 26, 2010
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Psycho Bitchinesis

A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.
Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?

Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!

Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???
by Skybo67 October 12, 2009
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psycho-ceramics

Derogatory term used for people with mental illnesses.
"We are lunatics from the hospital up the highway, psycho-ceramics, the cracked pots of mankind."-R.P. McMurphey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
by Bromden July 2, 2006
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sick sadistic psycho bitch

A parent(usually female) who comes into your room when u are sleeping and smells your breath to see if you have been drinking.
Teen: "what the hell are you doing you sick sadistic psycho bitch?!?!"

Mom: "how much did u drink last night?"

Me: "I don't know mom, like 2 or 3."
by Doug E January 21, 2006
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Psycho

What a guy calls a girl if...

1. She displays an unwelcome emotion.
2. She disagrees with him.
3. She is good in bed.
4. She is smarter than he.
5. She breathes.
She told me I was a pig, she must be psycho.
by The Real Girl in PNW March 2, 2010
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psycho ligacrygist

are the cut throght kind they may rob you,kill your pets or try to kill you,they may even acronymn into suicide,matracide or sorocide........
psycho ligacrygist see also sorocide ,matracide and psycho...........
by regardless devon victory February 22, 2008
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Psychodrome

Verb: To engage in playful manipulation of someone's mind for your own entertainment. Similar to the act of internet trolling, but in real life.
"Who is that standing behind you? Made you look- psychodrome!!!"
by midgettee March 22, 2013
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