psuedofood

1. (n) Food that looks smells and tastes like real organic food but in reality is almost completely lab created and provides no real nutritional value.

2. Snack foods commonly found at convenience stores.

3. False Food

(friend #1) Let's go to the 7-11 to get some slim jims, and slurpees.

(Friend #2) No, I've had enough psuedofood this week.

by Johnny Bryni September 10, 2008

psuedosnarky

The practice of trying to behave snarky in advertising in order to appear part of the in crowd and to endear a market.

The psuedosnarky angle used by Motrin in its ad targeting young moms backfired with a Twitter firestorm against the brand.

by Amyz5 April 3, 2009

Psuedolebrity

People who are promoted as being "famous" despite the fact they're really not all that notable, and are frequently "famous" for no readily apparent or worthwhile reason.

Most Reality TV contestants and Local "Media Personalities" are examples of a Psuedolebrity- they're not really all that notable but the media wants you to think they are.

by Commander Zulu September 18, 2009

psuedoherp

The sores that develop from excessive sex or masturbating without proper lotion/lubricant.

Man, I hit the jackpot on midget porn this weekend. Ran out of lotion though and now I've got some serious psuedoherp.

by thexpert March 31, 2010

psuedosheila

a term to describe a girl who often lies and acts different around different people

Carly: Will you go out with me
Greg: nope, i dont like you
Carly(to other girl): Greg has a crush on me, he asked me out.
Greg(to Carly): You psuedosheila!

by fushianugget May 17, 2011

Psuedo-Metrosexual

A closeted homosexual male who claims to be a metrosexual to try to make others less suspicious of their sexuality.Psuedo-Metrosexuals are always fairly feminine, but not always to the point where it's extreme but enough where if they came out it wouldn't really be surprizing.

Note: not all Metrosexuals are secretly gay.

Dave was scared people will suspect him of being gay so he told everyone he's a metrosexual. Everyone knows he's really a Psuedo-Metrosexual, but they don't want to make him feel bad.

by personwhosayswords December 18, 2011

Psuedo-racism

The artificial act of being racist to be called 'based' by your peers.

Guy 1 "Oh boy I sure do hate insert race, they suck!"
Guy 2 "You're not based, that's psuedo-racism. Cringe."

by giseii February 5, 2022