Bitch Proof

To take the necessary precautions to completely secure any object, person, or area, from your main bitch's prying eyes, nosy intrusive nature, and any other related bitchery of the sort. This could be anything, from clearing all that damn porn from your browser history, to getting rid of all the bitch brew cans accumulated in your room from last night and hiding that navy blue tank top on the ground, which CLEARLY isn't your girlfriends, before she gets home and starts asking you 1000 fucking questions and you want blow your god damn brains out.

Oh SHIT, I completely forgot to bitch proof my phone from Sara, I really hope she doesn't go through my texts today.. :S

by Quinceañera Jones November 15, 2014

Proof

The most interesting and most useful piece of information you will ever learn. Ever. They are the answer to life and all its problems.

Person A: Why does my life suck?
Person B: I dont know, do a proof and youll figure it out

by mrt43 June 15, 2011

proof

A african american rapper from detroit who got shot in a recent club incident...which is sad and all except the fact that A) he shot someone first...in the head, and B) the only reason he was even semi-famous is because he, as well as the rest of d12 milked off Marshal Mathers. Everyone is supposta feel sooo sorry for the murderer semi-talented rapper? Fuck proof!

Eminem fan: omgawsh thats sewwww terrible what happened to proof

Normal person: uh...how bout that guy he shot, poor guy.

Eminem fan: Did you hear my cell phone ring?

by N3ro July 30, 2008

252 Proof

What started out as a phrase then evolved into a bodyboarding team. Now consists of boys who represent the 252 ( who are mostly in Manteo ). These boys are the tightest group there is on the coast. They have each other's back no matter what.

"Damn 252 Proof don't mess around when things get hyphy! I wouldn't fuck with them boys over there."

"....You got that shit right."

by @b50lut September 16, 2007

proofing

Scandalous sexual behavior

She was proofing him in the backseat.

by Elle Marie July 23, 2005

Proomble

The reverse act of being a "cock-tease".

Being a "pussy-tease" if you will.

Act to be performed only by a male.

I was considering having some form of sexual relations with Tonya. However, on second thoughts i think i will just "proomble" her.

Ha! No sex for Tonya.

by Killer TK December 4, 2009

proofy

When dat thing is so definitely good and true and you just know what it is.

"Look at all this proofy Billy"

"That's cool Gerald"

by Captain cheese cake November 17, 2016