pretendetarian

A derisive term sometimes used by vegetarians or vegans when referring to pesco-vegetarians, "pescetarians", "semi-vegetarians" or "pollotarians".

A poseur who tries to affect the moral stance of a vegetarian.

See also: Faketarians

That Mollie tries to make herself sound so morally consistent, but she still eats fish- she's a total pretendetarian!

by SaganGathering February 4, 2008

pretenduate

1) A melding of the words "Pretend" and "Evaluate"

2) The act of evaluating something that does not exist.

“Since this function doesn’t exist, we will simply Pretenduate it”

by Karmmott April 11, 2005

Pretect

A verb to denote steps taken prior to events seen as threatening or dangerous, to ensure safety. Whereas protect is a form of present-tense action, 'Pretect' denotes steps taken in advance of the need for protection. Perhaps a form of insurance, pretection guards against the possible adversarial forces in one's future, when actual protection is required.

No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.

Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.

I have done what was necessary to pretect my family while away on business, should they fall prey to unsavory forces. Against the possibility of future disasters, the petections are solid and secure.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

pretendo

Weed, Marijuana, etc

Man did you get the Pretendo from bowzer? From the castle in Wahroonga?(phil)

by Ollie June 3, 2004

Paiten

Usually a person with a messed up hairline. It looks like a snake slithering. A drama queen and always acting dumb

Dang... Paiten, that hairline tho

by SWENTY LORD November 14, 2018

preteen

possibly the most annoying people you'll ever meet. aged between 9-13, they think their cool with having their own myspace accounts and buying their whole wardrobe from supre, but seriously most people think they are just try hards. and they usually tAlK LyK dIs.

girl 1: look at that stupid preteen
girl 2: she looks like a wannabe slut

by yukk May 19, 2008

Prete

a super amazing hot fun girl who just loves to help distract you from your day.

" help me prete, im bored and going insane "

" invitation received for RPS "

" lol "

by Steltran April 30, 2008