Potheadedness

To increase a potheads ability to smoke and get high.

I was smoking with Bubba and he increased my potheadedness.

by bigbodyshottty January 7, 2026

I-pothetically

I-pothetically: a thinky veiled confession in which a person continually replaces their acts of wrong doing with the phrase "Hypothetically"

This is usually because guit is starting to take its toll

OK lets say i-pothetically some one did sleep with some i-pothetical bimbo.
It doesnt mean that i-pothetical person doesnt still love you!"
That is an I-POTHETICAL confession if I ever heard one

Or as a line from a cop show?

"If a i-opthetical person were to confess to this hypothetical murder, what kind of i-pothetical time would they be looking at?"

"You are a cold blooded I-POTHETICAL killer, Junior!"

by bkmdano December 12, 2009

Payday Pothole

This phenomenon happens when you spend your whole paycheck in one day on either nothing that you can think of, gas, possibly bills or owe a friend, and have $5.00 or less to go the next week with till payday.

CarL: "hey man, lets go out and get a pizza tonight, I'm tired of eating toast"

HaL: " dude... I cant do anything this week, I just hit a damn Payday Pothole, I only have $4.00 for the week"

by PETE359 January 11, 2014

cosmic pothole

when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.

just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish

by Otis b. green June 4, 2015

Mexican pothole

To break someones neck through deep thought and the cum in it

Mexican guy: `filled in a mexican pothole last night`

by Man.Flesh. June 2, 2020

Pennsylvania pothole

When you or a lover insert gravel into the anus then ram it hard with a large black rubber dildo at speed

While sweeping gravel off the driveway we decided to recycle said gravel by enjoying a Pennsylvania pothole.

by Penn hard March 8, 2021

Chocolate pothole

When your lady is lightly crowning with a turd and your balls rub across the chocolate pothole

I need a wetnap . I hit a Chocolate Pothole.

by St. Mikal July 5, 2022