pontoon

expensive floating boxes for losers

damn, that sucker over der looks a pontoon

by B00merang August 23, 2023

postpooned

When someone reschedules a booty call for a later date.

Abbie and I were supposed to hook up last night but she cancelled at the last second and postpooned it until Saturday

by Dave's Not Here, Man October 17, 2023

Pontoodleoodle

Taking the Glans of the penis and smothering them with cottage cheese to make a sandwich like substance.

Woman: Hey dude! let me try some of that Pontoodleoodle!
Guy: Of course! my pleasure woman.

by TeapNat December 22, 2023

Postmorrow

The word to describe the day after tomorrow

Today is Wednesday, so postmorrow is Friday!

by Licensed_Nerd January 22, 2024

postcode lottery

a situation in which someone's access to health services or medical treatment is determined by the area of the country in which they live.

Dave: My grandmother has been on the waiting list for a hip replacement for ages, this woman that lives a street away got it in a month, it’s a Postcode Lottery

by TheAnonymousVigilante November 21, 2023

pontooned

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.

"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

pontoonmaxxing

When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.

"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024