Pooter

The crack between your private part and leg is your pooter

My pooter hurts when I ride a bike.
Let me touch your pooter.

by Da Realest Eva October 13, 2025

shooter pooter

wondering what will come out of your pooter after shooting the entire contents of ones refrigerator

"Hey man drink some soy sauce, now some mustard, now some mayo, now some syrup. No, don't shoot the yogurt! It's mine!"

by Cmack November 14, 2003

pumpkin pooter

Vag aka vagina

When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!

by MML1234 July 6, 2016

to pootered to putt

Tired exhausted no energy

I'm going to bed I'm jus to pootered to putt

by Lilbabygogetr December 25, 2018

Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.

I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.

by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020

King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)

“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”

by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021

scooter pooter

HIDDEN

hidden is a scooter pooter

by ggwpurapoop August 27, 2021