1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.
2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.
2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.
by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016
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*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
by catlady8 December 9, 2012
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by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018
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Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”
by Wörd güy March 28, 2021
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by Pimpdaddypayne July 12, 2009
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