finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.

*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.

by catlady8 December 9, 2012

pissy pooch

A dog that will urinate at any given sign of hightened emotion

Her pissy pooch peed on himself as soon as I walked through the door!

by MzEarthBizkit July 14, 2022

pooch

a phat ass, or being sexually attracted to only big. fucking. ass’s.

wow look at the pooch over there, i’m bout to get some of that tonight

by Slutbutt443 May 26, 2020

Pooch

When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce

Blake just pooched charlie

by Dr Ernest Mudbone October 15, 2015

pooch

someone or something cute whom you may love

hand me my doochi woochie loochie pooch

by logpeen July 27, 2023

pooch

Any healthy good lookin animal that has a personality, and/or stands out from the others. Usually they are spunky, adorable, precious and smart. They have pretty colors and a pretty face.

That squirrel followed us home.That's a fricken pooch right there.

Flipper the dolphin, Mr. Ed the horse, and Lassie the dog all represent pooches.

by Adub408 July 26, 2021

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019