Ahab-pooner

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol

by Locus0mega October 27, 2010

smol pener

A small penis. also what disturbing the hìgh wizard cat gives you

whoosh, you have smol pener

by youremomgiey November 17, 2018

Pilly Pooner

A name for a girl’s vagina; primarily younger white girls’s vagina

A white trash hill jack sittin around in class barely paying attention when the teacher started explaining tangibles definition explaining how its “capable of being touched” when a light came on in his head & thought “HEY, I think she’s talking about my sisters lil’ pilly pooner!

by Leonfilms235 November 15, 2020

pan peener

Pan Peener-person who willingly has sexual intercourse with a post operation transvestite

"That girl you brought home last night was a tranny, I didn't know you were pan peener bro?"

by WardenOfThNorth May 14, 2021

Gwarner porner

Two homosexual men have intercourse by sticking there penis in each other at the same time.

Grayson and Brandon did the gwarner porner

by Johnpork6767 January 30, 2026

Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.

Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”

by Gongbanger January 6, 2023