polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.

My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.

by BGDH January 10, 2009

pluger

Another word for a nigger

Josh is a pluger lover

by vampress97 July 8, 2011

plumber kick

In SSBM pressing the A button in the air while holding no direction with the directional stick. Results in a neutral kick in the air that can out-prioritize directional A moves in the air by an opponent.

NOTE: Does not necessarily produce a "kick" with all characters, but still makes a neutral move.

Also known as "neutral kick" or "sex kick".

Stupid fag level 9 Mario always gets me with his gay plumber kick!!

by Astor May 24, 2005

Plumber Night

Any night that you have extensive sexual intercourse with no ejaculation. Named after the situation frequently found when you order a plumber: you stay in all day, and nobody comes.

Bob: Kelly came round last night.
Roger: I take it you left her looking like a Painter's Radio?
Bob: I couldn't get that far mate. Neither could she.
Roger: Ah, sounds like you had a Plumber Night.
Bob: You know all the cool sexual pseudonyms.

by CageFightingBlogger November 30, 2010

plumber's nightmare

A worst case situation for a plumber, on a job with no tea, coffee or biscuits supplied by an unthinking householder.

Fuck these people, no tea all day it's a plumber's nightmare, I will go and piss in their water tank.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012

Plumpers

Abnormally large and bulbous labia majorae. Having a round and plump vagina.

You know from her pants that she definitely has some juicy plumpers hidden in there!!

by Fckshack301 June 6, 2017

timmy plummer

a complete asshole. who likes fat ugly girls teeth busted bitches. he is going to be a plummer or a janitor when he grow up if he ever does. and this is coming from someone who cares but i sometimes just wanna kick him in the teeth. but i love him. but he likes fat ugly girls with busted teeth bitches.

Timmy Plummer is a man whore

by mrschokesondix October 18, 2010