squirrel please

Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.

First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!

by Captain Sham May 5, 2006

please

can b used instead of eitha (1) "i don't believe you" or (2) "yeah, right."

(1) "ey, i jus fucked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!" >> "girl, please."

(2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."

by iTaLiAn MaMi August 6, 2004

pleaser

"he is quite the crowd pleaser" entertainer - a person who tries to please or amuse.

"That girl is a real crowd Pleaser"

by VishalfeZ December 20, 2016

Please Explain

A phrase used by authority when the proverbial s**t has hit the fan/someone has done something really stupid and the responsible party/scapegoat is being called to answer and take liability for their actions (also known as getting a boot up the backside).

There have been reports of abusive language in front of customers, and management has asked for a Please Explain.

by Fascist Grammar January 17, 2012

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

by Why do I exist March 13, 2018

plebe

the lowest of low, the fourth class, at the naval academy

The plebe stood at attention as he answered his rates.

by a plebers best friend October 18, 2003

sneeze and please

When you're reaching a climax and someone throws pepper on your face causing you to sneeze, increasing your orgasm by an 1/8.

***CAUTION: may cause heart failure***

*SNEEZE/ORGASM* THANK YOU for the sneeze and please my squeeze

by JP Roland November 25, 2007