phaktard

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.

Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™

by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015

phantom menace effect

When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.

1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."

2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."

by flashwildecard January 8, 2017

phantomhive hospitality

A phrase you use to instruct your demon butler to kill a guest you don't like without the guest ever suspecting a thing.

Ciel: Sebastian, show them the full phantomhive hospitality.

Sebastian (demon butler): Yes my lord

by born to ship Viktuuri April 3, 2017

Phantom downpour

When you take a diarrhoea ass shit but don’t feel it when it comes out

That was some freaky stuff dude. I just had the phantom downpour, had to check the toilet before I could wipe my ass.

by Olivitarium April 23, 2019

phantmrust

PhantmRust, or just Phantm, is the best Rust player on pc, he is whats called a "Chad" or an "Alpha". he triples betas like a mad man and sprays an ak like he cheats.

"What The Fuck! Im tripled from over 400 metres, must be that PhantmRust guy!

by PhantmRust October 16, 2020

Phantom Age

Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!

Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.

by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022

desk phantom

A worker who is usually exempt and working project hours which can be any time during the day or evening. They often live at their desk, have minifridges and coffee makers there. They disappear often during the day without being noticed and come back to work late hours. Their job is very solitary and they are so seldom seen that seeing them is like seeing a phantom.

The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.

We just saw John coming in at 2 with coffee and his van was in the parking lot all last night. We think he's working on the bank acquisition code but you'll have to ask Francine his boss about that. The guy is a real desk phantom.

by johngagon February 25, 2010