penis

1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."

I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.

by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009

penis

'joy'stick for men when masturbated
and for women when getting fucked

he played with his penis whenever he got bored

by ewrwe May 21, 2006

penis

something justin beiber doesn't have.

Justin beiber doesn't have a penis

by I love vagina in my mouth September 9, 2011

penis

the word that ur mom was with last night

your mom was with my penis last night

by bradon franks March 31, 2022

penis

it's something i stick inside your mom

I stuck my penis in a door.

by penisinsideadoor January 17, 2022

penis

a thing that looks like a dead ass worm, that has been run over 15 times and also has been stomped on by dumbo the elephant.

“i saw a dead body, it looked like a penis”

by ihateeveryoneespeciallybabies March 2, 2021

penis

this is the funny. it is the shit we laugh about. we all know why you're here so why don't you just fucking admit it

"wow, that woman's penis is fucking huge Johnathan"

by Orange smegma motha fucka June 6, 2021