Patrick

Best fortnite gamer at his school.

Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.

by Osama is sus November 21, 2021

Patrick

Arsehole

your being a real patrick today

by bajahaubs October 29, 2019

Patrick

patrick is supreme.

dude 1: Bro have you seen Patrick?
dude 2: Yeah bro he’s SO SUPREME

by dickgrayson June 11, 2019

Patrick

Patrick operates with quasi supernatural ability. He is sweet, extremely fly, and overly generous for only those who care about him. Many outsiders wait patiently for the right time to befriend him. He’s a man of knowledge, wisdom, and determination. He picks only the battles of highest meaning to him and analyzes the impact on change before engaging. He could defuse a month long city riot with just his voice but could cause a historical movement of a lifetime in contrast. Only the smartest girls fall for him, and the sharpest of that group stay long term. He has it all.

Guess who talked that Suicidal Man off the George Washington Bridge? It was that guy Patrick we heard about the other day. Wow, Patrick is like Dr. Martin Luther King!

by Benfranklin1776 March 23, 2019

Patrick

The fucker wont leave me alone

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc

by Eric shon March 24, 2020

Patrick

A person who loves trains.

Person A: "Who's that guy always talking about trains?"
Person B: "That's obviously Patrick."

by GlaoOfTheCentury69 September 7, 2019

Patrick

Patricks are skinny dumb boys withe midget sized cocks

I Patrick how you small Dick
Shut up

by Hddtf ftt January 11, 2019