Patrick

It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times

Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

Patrick

A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well

Girl 1: ew who’s that?

Girl 2: that dude with the big nose? Oh yeah that’s patrick!

by Bigdicklover332 June 29, 2020

Patrick

The fucker wont leave me alone

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc

by Eric shon March 25, 2020

Patrick

some silly goose who tries too hard to make jokes

"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"

by lilhuddysnpass March 05, 2019

Patrick

A DUMBASSS who is obsessed with anime and big weeb yes.

Has a girlfriend who was forced to be with him, she is nice but she has bad choice in boys.
*Dies in anime yes*

OMG, he is defiantly a Patrick, look what a weeb boi.
Ewwww Patrick YUKKKKK!!!

by TrangleCult June 01, 2020

Patrick

An introverted Fuck who has no sleep schedule and Play hentai games for a living

Man that guy is a Patrick isn't he...

by Ihatemyson February 05, 2018

Patrick

Patrick is a very sweet guy, he will always care for your well-being. He is hot as fuck, and doesn't play with a girls mind. he is great at sports, and is a workout freak. I wish i could date him because he is so caring and melts your heart

Are you okay?
Yea Patrick came and talked with me

by UnknownChic69 May 22, 2020