parabiti

A sacred bond between two shadow hunters to live, fight and die for each other.

Jace is my parabiti
Jace and Alec are parabiti

by Sleepingshadowhunter February 11, 2018

Parachute (Cock and Ball Torture)

A parachute (cock and ball torture) is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

A ball stretcher, ball crusher, parachute (cock and ball torture), humbler, testicle cuffs, and cock harnesses are cock and ball torture devices while ball busting is a practice in cock and ball torture.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

Padraig Flynn

A well paid man. Has a house in Brussels, Dublin AND Castlebar. Reckons we should try it sometime.
Irelands mostest well liked politician/celebrity. Like favours.

"I Padraig Flynned myself this weekend."

What do you mean?

"Bought a third house didnt i..."

Wow, congratulations!

"You should try it sometime."

by jonathansugarman07 February 3, 2021

Paraceratherium

A big-ass Rhino without a horn that was the largest land animal ever

Scientist: Uh, Phil?

Scientist 2: Yes?

Scientist: This fossil is large as shit!

Scientist 2: This is the largest animal we've ever found!

Scientist: Lets call it Paraceratherium.

by You stupid... May 19, 2021

parade head

Someone with a giant head.

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.

by cut the cards January 18, 2023

happy parade

A parade exhibiting happy people carrying rainbowed flags. Sometimes the boys kiss other boys and the girls kiss other girls.

My daddy went to the happy parade.

by Maenta June 30, 2008

bronze parachute

The sort of compensation, maybe a few grand, that non-executive professionals might receive upon being laid off. Unlike the golden parachute, the bronze one will not afford you a luxurious retirement, only a little extra time before you become a regular at the soup kitchen.

"Sure, getting $2,000 as bronze parachute is better than nothing at all, but with my mortgage payment like it is it won't be long before I come crashing through the roof of the homeless shelter."

by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush April 3, 2009