onesome

I would assume this means masturbation.

Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome

by b-town September 6, 2003

Oneshot

In WoW, being taken from 100% to death in one blow.
Common when bosses enrage or dps and healers get aggro

Tank: "Watch your threat...l2omen"
DPS: "DURRRRR WAAH?"
Boss: waltzes over to lil tiny gnome clothy
DPS: "WTF I GOT ONESHOTTED!??!"

by Drgodsauce November 24, 2010

oestrogen

The correct spelling of estrogen in English

Woman: I'm always a little bit fragile at this time of the month due to my estrogen.

Man: damn it woman! The correct spelling is oestrogen. The o is silent. Now go to the ladies room and smoke a tampon or whatever!

by max hotep April 13, 2014

clear force ones

Air force one Sneakers thar are Clear in the front, produced in limited quantities and available in Blue and Red at the time of this writing,Any ALL clear Air force Onesa re FAKE!

PERSON1: Check my footwork! you ain't got these clear force ones!
Person2: pshh, I got the red ones

by djsmalls October 11, 2006

head up ones ass

when your so busy being a dick head and not knowing what your doing that at one point you buy yourself a glass stomach so you can see ware your going because your head is so far up ones ass.

HOLY SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PRICK!

wow sweet glass stomach i wish i had my head up ones ass.

by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008

Onesan

In the world of geisha, the word onesan (pronounced oh-neh-sahn) means 'older sister'. Every maiko (apprentice geisha) has an onesan. When a maiko has her misedashi (formal debut) she goes through san san kudo. San san kudo is a binding ceremony, where a maiko and geiko (geisha) are legally bound as sisters. A maiko's onesan gives her advice and helps her in the complicated world of geisha. A maiko's onesan is always in the same hanamachi (geisha district).

Right now I am only a minarai, but when I have my misedashi, I will be formally bound with my onesan.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' December 10, 2008

One of them ones

A phrase used to describe a common incident which others can relate to.

Lose an acca by one goal, one of them ones.
"I love you" "Ah, one of them ones"

by GordonSackdog April 11, 2019