A tasty late-night treat or party food essentially made of chunks of deep-fried pizza dough invented in DeKalb, IL mostly for broke students from Northern Illinois University. It's usually served with a dipping side of marinara or pizza sauce, but can also be served with a cheese or garlic butter sauce or sprinkled with or dipped in cinnamon-sugar.
The one constant at NIU.
The one constant at NIU.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so wasted!"
Guy 2: "yeah, Let's get some food."
Guy 1: "I'm almost broke"
Guy 2: "Let's get some beer nuggets then."
PartyGuy: "Hi, I'm from another school, what's that?"
NIUGirl: "Beer nuggets."
PartyGuy: "What's 'beer nuggets'?"
NIUGirl: "What? You've never heard of 'beer nuggets'?"
Guy 2: "yeah, Let's get some food."
Guy 1: "I'm almost broke"
Guy 2: "Let's get some beer nuggets then."
PartyGuy: "Hi, I'm from another school, what's that?"
NIUGirl: "Beer nuggets."
PartyGuy: "What's 'beer nuggets'?"
NIUGirl: "What? You've never heard of 'beer nuggets'?"
by wyld_stallyns April 13, 2008

A delicious treat easily made by going to the nearest abortion clinic, rooting through the dumpster, and putting your spoils in a deep fryer.
"Well, I ran out of green beans, but luckily I can re-heat some fetus nuggets that I made last week."
by ChickenMcNooblet February 5, 2009

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING THING IN MC'DONALDS. THIS THING WILL FEKIN REK THE STUPID PIECE OF SHIT 12 YEAR OLD GAMERS WHO PLAY COD. INFACT IZ S0 BAD4SS IT CAN 360 POOP. AN FUKKEN MLG 360 NO SCOPING PIECE OF FOOD
2COOL4MC'DONALDS
2COOL4MC'DONALDS
by Peppa pig the mlg scoper December 5, 2017

by rubzsmells December 5, 2009

by Ya probably know me May 13, 2019

Cheap frozen chicken nuggets that you make in the toaster oven when you're too broke to eat out and don't want to cook.
by RoseNylund September 13, 2016

Matted human feces found in the shaggy area between the cornhole and ball sack / love taco (better known as the taint). Though commonly confused with dingleberries, grundle nuggets are typically interwoven and much larger in size.
My dear lord, look at the Grundle Nuggets on her!
I really need to get these Grundle Nuggets taken care of.
I have a really bad infection caused by Grundle Nuggets build-up.
I don't know what smells worse, rat milk or my Grundle Nuggets.
This Quilted Northern isn't doing shit for my Grundle Nuggets
I really need to get these Grundle Nuggets taken care of.
I have a really bad infection caused by Grundle Nuggets build-up.
I don't know what smells worse, rat milk or my Grundle Nuggets.
This Quilted Northern isn't doing shit for my Grundle Nuggets
by The Doctor 2.0 September 11, 2012
