nintendo-no-friendo

the state of someone constantly playing video games instead of engaging with the rest of the group...ignoring your friend due to a trance like state which occurs while playing video games.

yeah -he's here, but he's all nintendo-no-friendo, upstairs.

by mer/j March 9, 2007

Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

Ninten-date

When two or more people make plans to play Nintendo 64 together

Dude wanna come over for a ninten-date later ?

by Fernandes14 September 11, 2013

Nintendo'd it

To completely fuck up by not bringing enough of a thing.

What happened with the NES Mini and SNES Mini.

MARY: Oh Janet did you bring sandwiches?
JANET: I Nintendo'd it

by Memer42069 July 5, 2017

Nintendo Switch blade

A Nintendo Switch Joycon with a knife blade hidden in it.

I killed my teacher with my Nintendo Switch blade!

by PokecordWeebH November 12, 2018

Nintendo Entertainment System

the most popular video game system in the 80s it was made by a japanese company called nintendo u may not have heard of them as after sega made there consle nintendo went bankrupt however the nes is still the best video system to this day as it has the most popular video game on it every made

Excitebike

Excitebike is the best game ever

nintendo entertainment system
"bruh whats ur best time in Excitebike"
"who records there time while playing Excitebike"

by Morgan john March 4, 2019

Nintendo

Nintendo is a game company that has been around for +100 years. The Nintendo saga began with the NES. As the years went on, Nintendo gained popularity and competitions. Of course, Sony and Microsoft fans have hated on it due to judging the games Nintendo provides. Games nintendo is responsible for is Super Mario Bros, the Legend of Zelda, Splatoon, and the highly popular Super Smash Bros. Franchise.

Sony: *dosen't show up at E3 2019*
Xbox: haha, I will win E3 this year! I have Keanu Reeves and LEGO for Forza!
Nintendo: KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! IT'S NINTENDO, BITCH! WE GOT 2 NEW SMASH BROS CHARACTERS, LUIGI'S MANSION 3, ANIMAL CROSSING, AND A NEW ZELDA! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA WIN THIS YEAR! YOU REALLY DID! HOW ADORABLE!

by Gamr kid 76 July 16, 2019