Nick 

A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.

I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.

Nick by letigre269 November 30, 2011

Nick 

A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.

That girl killed herself because of what he said and Nick just laughed.

Nick by bbbiiitttccchhh1029384756r June 8, 2014

nick 

a asshole that pulls nothing but sloppy hoes if anything

Stop acting like a nick!

nick by ifukbitches June 11, 2014

Nick 

the name of a man who is always in trouble, and probably the one causing it. Also, Nicks are prone to being pricks, and or assholes. Funny and sarcastic, Nicks need to be handled with a firm backhand.

(people hear something crashing and breaking in another room, followed by girlish giggling) NICK! what have you done now?

Nick by maurerdon June 13, 2016

Nick 

A normal person who doesn't have a big d, contrary to popular beliefs.

Nick : Please kill me now, I'm a meme nick

Nick by I don't have a big d - nick September 4, 2016

Nick 

Nick (pronounced NICK, rhymes with DICK)

Noun.

Male, awesome, usually found gaming and eating. May pronounce things wrong, but makes up for it by being adorable.

Verb.
To do something extremely well, so well, that you may just have an IQ of 180.

Adjective.
Totally and completely perfect.

Examples include:

1. Person A: Where's Nick?

Person B: Oh, you know him, probably off somewhere, being perfect.

2. Person X: Omg, I just Nick'd that test today.

Person Y: Shit, you aced it? Amazing.

3. Person A: How do I say he is perfect and amazing and that I want to spend the rest of my life with him?

Person B: Just say that he's Nick.

Nick by pizzaparty October 14, 2016

Nick 

A Nick is a complete pot head. Weed is his life. He is also a caring, faithful and a funny guy. Nick can easily put a smile on your face.

"Wow, Nick sure is a big pot head!"

Nick by Random Shit! December 22, 2016