Newarker

A Newarker is a person who is from Newark, in Nottinghamshire England. Newark has one of the highest incest rates in Europe, and if you're from Newark you're likely to be a gypsy or a youth-clubber. An outbreak of fungus recently hit the town in March '06. Leaving one 16 year old boy devastated, he described the situation as "very, very bad", although his beloved warhammer helped him through this hard time, his friends were also upset at the outbreak, describing the 16 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons "a fun guy". Newarkers are easily amused, the local stadium "the youth club arena" saw a record crowd of 34,564 to see a cat play with a ball of string. The other 45,785 residents of Newark were at home shagging their sisters.

Newarker: Hi, i have fungus
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister

by Gangus Boy April 17, 2006

newmalati

One who posseses god like gaming abilities. Often someone described as a newmalati will participate in multiplayer gaming events and infuriate his/her opponents by completely owning them, to the point were they may have to resort to sending pm's or kicking the newmalati from event for no reason other than that newmalati has owned them.
To be a new-malati is to Own and annihilate all other gamers within corona distance.

Oh my God that guy is owning everyone he is a NewMalati.

by Oxford Dictionary February 6, 2005

Newarked

when something is horribly broken or out of order

That shit got newarked

by Fronkeh June 10, 2011

tyler newman

An extremely hot ass bitch that is a little bit of a Fuck boy and a stoner. He also likes to slurp PUSSY.

I am todally a Tyler Newman

by Slightbslut1432 November 10, 2017

newfie

A slang term for a person of Newfoundland, Canada's most easterly province. Mostly used by ignorant people or those who think the name is cute. The term is based on the belief that people from this province are dumb, uneducated, barbaric, poor, lazy and unemployed. Like all stereotypical phrases, it is far from the truth and as previously stated based on ignorance. Most Newfoundlanders find this term offensive. However, there are others who use it themselves.

Hey, listen to that accent! You must be a Newfie!

by Meghannn May 1, 2006

Newfie Twister

sex position, requires 2 females and one male, and a twirly chair. Two girls stand facing each other (kissing optional but suggested) the male must sit in the twirly chair between the 2 girls and spin for constant breast stimulation!

Bob, had quite a time last night, last time I saw him he was doing the newfie twister.

by Newfie Chickey June 22, 2011

newfacebooked

The moment your normal facebook page has been updated without your consent, to a new facebook page that you are unfamiliar with and largely disapprove of.

ahh shit ive just got newfacebooked... i want my old one back already

by EMmME February 8, 2010