T-ned

Jersey Shore guido slang for tanned. Originates from GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry. T-ned is the adjective describing the T in GTL ie. being T(an)NED.

"Yaw man I'm just flying out to mexico imma come back so t-ned"

"He's a guido look how t-ned he is in February"

"I REPRESENT THE T IN GTL, IM T-NED"

by shawty_shawty_what_what February 16, 2010

A Ned

A ned is someone who does nothing other than play xbox like a pro and go on his computer.

Oh my god, I can't believe how much of A Ned you are get a life!

by Clear World June 10, 2010

POW-NED

An Arabic term used to describe a punch from your Uncle.

Was that your uncle? Dude, you got POW-NED!

by WebsterLewis November 14, 2013

old ned

penis - used in gay chat rooms or contact magazine adverts to entice other men to meet up in order that they can have their anal passage used for the sexual gratification of the caller.

any knob jockeys want to take old ned out for a ride?

by Rod Poke February 3, 2006

p\/\/ned

A sickass way to write pwned, everyone should do it!

u stupid noob, ur p\/\/ned

by Alberto March 25, 2004

belgian ned

A popular dance move. Usually seen during electro/house/breaks nights, but can readily be busted out for any genre of music. Started by an unknown belgian with a boombox, this dance move has continued to grow in popularity, and can often be seen where ever boys from Aberdeen are going size large.

check out that belgian ned.... what a lad!

by GlowBracelets January 10, 2011

gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot

we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying

by gypsiez November 7, 2010