Nature Bowling

Crashing into a group of trees with your automobile.

After last night's Nature Bowling, I had to get a new windshield.

by Stormtrooperlymf July 30, 2009

Child of Nature

When you feel like nature is your home and you are connected to it.
Children of Nature are like a little flower that is weak in a pot but in the forest it will become a huge and strong bush.

I prefer nature instead of city, I'm a child of Nature

by KNMiko November 6, 2017

natural melatonin

an orgasm (it’s called this because when you orgasm you get tired)

“I just took my daily dose of natural melatonin, and it felt amazing.”

by Gorgeous Gorgeous Gyal February 11, 2022

Nature's Bidet

The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.

"We were out of toilet paper, but i lucked out with a perfectly timed Nature's Bidet"

by CosmiClovers November 19, 2011

Natures Cereal

A fetish for eating someone’s pee and poop together in a bowl

Tim likes when Melanie pees and poops in a bowl so he can have natures cereal

by 2girls3llamas June 5, 2021

Nature Snob

Someone that dresses like they are going camping, but isn't leaving the suburbs anytime soon. Nature snobs are typically found stalking shoppers in sporting good retail outlets, telling embellised nature stories to impress other nature snobs.

Nature Snob; "I climbed Mt. Shasta in under 2 hours while wearing these $200 over priced name brand hiking boots. Yeah, I'm totally outdoorsy."

by Nopseudonympho69 May 30, 2011

nature blow

Blowing snot out of one nostril by plugging the other nostril and sharply exhaling.

"Ew, they just showed a closeup of Madison Bumgarner executing a nature blow."

by davism70 October 22, 2014