non-tubber

A person who is averse to personal hygiene. Specifically, someone who doesn't use a bath tub/seems afraid of water.

Look at him, he's a non-tubber! Not even the dogs will go near him!

by Summers May 13, 2005

Non existent

Your dad

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home

by VendorYT February 9, 2022

non-optional

a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances

Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.

by Sconie December 16, 2008

Non-laws

The term used for a significant other's family when you aren't married.

"Man my non-laws suck. All her dad wants to do is watch football"

by Dr. ThunderBeast January 21, 2015

non-sociable

Non-sociable is a term to describe those who are unable, or unwilling to partake in social interactions.

John does not partake in social interactions because he is non-sociable. Either that or he's just a giant asshole.

by Agent Chrelk November 15, 2013

non-christian

To not be Christian.

"you are non-christian" said Dequan to Debby.

by FazeUp August 28, 2016

Non-Reader

A term used to describe someone who, enjoys a series of movies based on books. Such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. However, they have never actually read any of the books.

Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..

by Clawdea December 3, 2011