MTV

A place for preps and wannabes to find all the bands that will make them seem "cool" They say they're nonconformists in order to fit in- conform. It almost makes you want to laugh, but severely pisses you off as well.

Real fan: So, you like My Chemical Romance?
Poser: (consults MTV) Yeah, the Ghost of You is awesome.

by Black_My_Eyes November 20, 2006

MTV

The sole reason behind the downfall of rock 'n' roll and any good music since its inception. America and the rest of the world still have yet to recover from the damage done by MTV, and probably never will.

Put simply, the antichrist of music.

MTV: avoid at all costs.

by Elmo4 June 14, 2008

Mtv

Short for munipulation teenage vermin
a brainwashing mechanism aimed towards Americas youth playing scripted reality shows and drugged up celebrity role models

What are the odds of a music station (such as MTV) playing a total of 2 hours or music a day?

by David Gonzales April 24, 2007

MTV

A channel which said that you'll only have a good sex life if you play guitar or drums. I'm not kidding.

Where is the music on MTV?

by 957 December 7, 2009

MTV

A channel that killed a whole lot of music for the last 25 years, helping to spawn the hair metal,fake "hardcore ghetto" image,pop-punk,and emo scenes.It shouldn't even be called music television because they never play fucking videos anymore, unless you count the 1-minute clips they play on TRL.

Joe:Hey man, wanna watch some videos? I'll put MTV on.
Dave: Fuck no dude, they never play videos. And the ones they do are all puss bands screaming about their problems and all their songs have 10-word titles.
Joe:Yeah, you're right.

by Turbo_86 September 1, 2006

MTV

Dumb TV shows for skaterpreps who like to stare at things and stop thinking.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

MTV

What ruined music. MTV killed jazz, murdered rock, raped hip hop, and brought emo from the underground to the mainstream (the equivalent of unleashing the black plague). Tells you to stick it to the man while MTV is a corporate organization, (i.e. "the man" in its truest form).

The only good thing that came from MTV was Jackass

by Gizwidget January 19, 2008