modern penpal

A friendship developed exclusively over texting, emailing or other messaging service, usually someone you've never met. (See penpal for the antiquated version.)

My modern penpal is teaching me Serbian.

by DixieBooks May 1, 2018

Moderators

Also known as turtles because they take forever to check the definitions you post, a moderator is a I swear it it's an animal behind a computer.

Types a definition.
40 hours later: *smashes keyboard* I swear these moderators are animals behind computers

by My yee 2 February 6, 2021

Modern Virgin

Someone who's had sex but with only one person

"My body count is 1, you could say I'm a modern virgin. "

by Juliancasabuttkiss June 12, 2021

Instagram Moderators

Stupid people who will leave illicit photos of children up but will take down anything remotely edgy or far right. Often known for quick action against "hate speech", unless it is calls for violence by communists.

Seemingly promoters of degeneracy.

User 1: Did you see that nasty image? They looked barely 12!
User 2: Yeah, I reported it 4 times, but the Instagram Moderators said there was nothing wrong with it.

by Canuck Crusader November 23, 2019

modern art

There is less to modern art than meets the eye.

Modern Art is, by in large, pretentious rubbish.

by ó¿ó March 30, 2008

Modern Warfare 2

The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.

Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"

Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."

by mw2freak October 14, 2009

Moderating Nazi

A forum moderator who feels the need to lock/delete every topic just because HE/SHE doesn't like it, goes slightly off-topic, and/or contains disagreement. They often take their "job" much too seriously, and feel superior to others. Moderating Nazis make a forum less fun with their persisting fascist ways.

Me: "Prankfurter, your Moderating Naziness reminds me of Hitler."

Prankfurter: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"

by hippy September 18, 2004