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Mongolian Ball Torture

Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.
Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture

Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!
by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019
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mongow

noun. One who is incredibly amazing and capable of fantastic lovemaking with/without partners.

adjective. A state of complete and utter awesomeness
"I met this mongow last night, and I got a free show. My life is changed forever!"

"Although, I can't remember last night, I do know that it was pretty damn mongow!"
by Sexrus April 7, 2007
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mogolico

Spanish word to call stupid people. It’s the same as saying “down”. This word is mostly used in Argentina and Uruguay
“Sos un mogolico”
“¿Como vas a hacer eso mogolico?”
by Depósitodecromosomas February 4, 2020
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OMG MONGO

A phrase used when one is angry or fustrated at someone.
Bob:I slept with your wife.
Bill:OMG MONGO!
Bob:I know.
by coco3 August 5, 2009
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Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds
Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!
by Kev Ward July 27, 2011
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mongolian blindfold

n. when a man squats over his partner's face resting one testicle in each eye socket often while recieving a rim job
After I gave your mom a t-bag, I transitioned into a Mongolian blindfold
by Ron O'Keef September 25, 2006
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Mongolian Meat Grinder

When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)
My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.
by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009
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