monad

Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.

Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.

by David Tobey June 24, 2003

Monamy

A mythical archmage that mastered the art of Alchemy plus Arcane Magic... the 'mythical' part is true, by the way.

Person1: I saw Monamy in my sleep.
Person2: Must be a dream.
Person3: Nope, more like a nightmare, really...

by Razorfen February 4, 2010

Monampdextrous

The ability to clap one hand. Derived from the words mono, amplitude, and ambidextrous.

Attention whore: Look! I can write with both hands!

"Your Mom joke"-teller: You can jack two dicks with both hands.

Smartass (ignoring joke teller): But can you clap with one hand?

A-whore: How the fuck can you clap one hand?

Smartass: I guess you're not >Monampdextrous<. *begins clapping*

"Your Mom joke"-teller: lulz. It looks like a sock puppet!

by bulletbilly April 24, 2010

Mona Lezzer

A lesbian who moans during intercourse. Originating form the name Mona Lisa.

Did you see that video with those two lesbians? One was a right Mona Lezzer, I had to turn the sound down.

by Salmonchops June 15, 2009

Manaf

When a person, who is not russian, tries to be russian.

Person 1 who is arabian: cyka blyat dena ghoi
Person 2: stop, you're being a manaf.

by Mr. Ur Mom October 1, 2018

Mona Lisa

A girl sent by a guy to get close to another guy. Her role is to get info on him through (conversation, text messages, etc.) Then she gives that information back to the guy, Then that guy uses the information to set the other guy up. The bitch is basically a informant (🐀). NEVER TRUST A BITCH. 💯

Mona Lisa to me ain't nothin but a bitch.

by Dead 92315 March 27, 2019

Monaco

The name Monaco usually is for a person who is kind, fashionable, and is unique in many other ways. Usually this person is great at making friends and is good with trusting people

Monaco is a good person

by SkittleBoy123 September 30, 2017