A girl who's face looks like it was melted by a microwave and is extremely unattractive to everyone around her. Most likely to hang out with swamp donkeys.
by phillip hiscock October 24, 2009
Get the microwave face mug.a weed smoking game. the rules are as follows: get several people to stand in a line. Fire up a joint and take a hit. Hold it in and pass it on. You cannot let it out until it has come back to you. During this time you must also be spinning around constantly as if in a microwave. Repeat several times. Best done in a hotbox situation.
EDMUND: i say how does a quick game of microwave sound to you chaps?
CHARLES: oh spiffing idea old boy!
EDMUND: oh my i am quite baked indeed.
CHARLES: oh spiffing idea old boy!
EDMUND: oh my i am quite baked indeed.
by madtie2 September 30, 2009
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microwave meals are small objects that, when consumed, make the user feel that everything is fantastic and feel like they are on top of the world and have love for their fellow man (e's)
can be abbreviated to 'meals'
they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch
can be abbreviated to 'meals'
they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch
i hammered a couple of microwave meals about an hour ago. have i ever told you that you're my best friend?
and im currently munching some invisible chuddy
and im currently munching some invisible chuddy
by mcshulad November 29, 2010
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orgionating from the tv advert that keeps singing "go east in your microwave"
can be used in song
orgionating from the tv advert that keeps singing "go east in your microwave"
can be used in song
jugatsu: hey james, can you pass the tv remote??
james: your MUUUUM in the microwave, your muummmm in the microwave, your mummmmmmm inb the microwave!
jugatsu: ¬.¬ .................
james:your MUMMM in the...........
ect.
your mum in the microwave.
james: your MUUUUM in the microwave, your muummmm in the microwave, your mummmmmmm inb the microwave!
jugatsu: ¬.¬ .................
james:your MUMMM in the...........
ect.
your mum in the microwave.
by alawrrr! September 4, 2009
Get the your mum in the microwave mug.When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.
"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."
"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."
"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"
"It is!?!?!"
"Yes!"
"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."
"YAY!"
"(sigh)."
"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."
"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"
"It is!?!?!"
"Yes!"
"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."
"YAY!"
"(sigh)."
by Skeeter~Bob January 22, 2011
Get the San Francisco Microwave mug.It's when your dick gets shoved in the microwave and your grandmother turns on the microwave burning your cock to bits. Then it lays there in ashes sizzling you screaming your grandmother points and say HAHAHAHA I'm going to eat that for dinner.
by Jerrywagner May 5, 2018
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