Mushy Melon

when you fuck someone with a limp dick.

I gave Gwen a mushy melon last night!

Mushy Melon by turruhh November 11, 2010

Ya Melon 

The only acceptable thing to say when your bff is being a fucking idiot.

"I just got my pillow stuck in the radiator."
"Ya melon."

Ya Melon by smeetron April 18, 2020

Lava Melon 

its like a water melon but filled with lava

That Lava Melon killed my family

Lava Melon by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

meloncheck 

To slap a person in the forehead with the palm of your hand.

My girlfriend melonchecked me when she realized I wasn't listening to a word she said.

meloncheck by Thomas O'Neil March 5, 2008

Melony

stealing a melon

person: im commiting a melony *steals a melon*

Melony by melonies January 4, 2021

Crude Melon's  

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

Crude Melon's by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

melonie 

funny girl, a lil weird and dumb but funny and nice

melonie genereauxaoewrnvorijnvr who goes to groves high school

melonie by holleratyomommyo July 18, 2004