by Yank me January 3, 2007

fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off
by Jackroll July 22, 2008

Something Females or Males do to make their parts feel like they just had sex.
Here's how...
Male: Grab your dick from the very bottom. Rub up and down going faster every stroke. You can squeeze harder and rub faster to get a nice orgasm.
Female: Use a vibrator or an electric toothbrush. Open your pussy. Start at the top with the tooth brush. Or, rub up and down with your fingers.
Here's how...
Male: Grab your dick from the very bottom. Rub up and down going faster every stroke. You can squeeze harder and rub faster to get a nice orgasm.
Female: Use a vibrator or an electric toothbrush. Open your pussy. Start at the top with the tooth brush. Or, rub up and down with your fingers.
by cumMaker May 6, 2019

by Ilike2eatpussy December 22, 2018

mother: "I'd better not catch you touching yourself down there again!"
teenager: "Mom! I swear I wasn't..."
mother: "Well, let me tell you this, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!"
teenager: "I guess I should think of the kittens."
teenager: "Mom! I swear I wasn't..."
mother: "Well, let me tell you this, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!"
teenager: "I guess I should think of the kittens."
by Neddy Ludd October 29, 2006

by anonymous December 17, 2003

1. When a naughty little man is feeling horny and so he plays with his baboingaboing whilst veiwing pornography.
2. When a lonely, horny girl pretty much fingers herself, usually while thinking of something exciting or having cybersex.
3. Something all guys do. usually cause they cant get laid.
2. When a lonely, horny girl pretty much fingers herself, usually while thinking of something exciting or having cybersex.
3. Something all guys do. usually cause they cant get laid.
1. With his girlfriend away, Kobu mastubated every night while thinking of her.
2. Maria, the star tuba player in her band class, enjoys her monday nights masturbating in front of the computer instead of practicing.
3. Cameron (female): do you masturbate?
John: um YES!!
Cameron: OMG me too!!
2. Maria, the star tuba player in her band class, enjoys her monday nights masturbating in front of the computer instead of practicing.
3. Cameron (female): do you masturbate?
John: um YES!!
Cameron: OMG me too!!
by I, for one, do not touch myself. March 21, 2008
