monster cock 

Often referred to as an "M.C", a monster cock is an unusually yet pleasantly large penis. Large enough to leave a nice red mark when struck upon a ho's face but not so large that it leaves a bruise.

She awoke in the strange bed and looked over the edge. There it was, the tell-tale gold Magnum wrapper. She quietly added another check to the Monster Cock list and hobbled out of the room.

monster cock by LuvsMCs November 29, 2007

Monster Dunk 

When any person at any height jumps over three feet in the air, dunks with two hands and bends the rim down so hard that it causes the whole basket to shake and possibly the backboard to shatter.

Shaq did a Monster Dunk it so hard that he brought the whole basket down and destroyed it

Monster Dunk by sexmachine32 October 24, 2010

Monster Rancher 

cool ass game

play that shit

Monster Rancher by big mike the man October 31, 2003

Monster Box 

an excessively hairy female vagina

J. Lo has a monster box.

Monster Box by Heywood Jablowme November 3, 2003

monster munch 

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

monster munch by Steve August 28, 2003

monster rain 

A childhood game played by young boys. You hide from this imaginary rain by running under the porch and giving each other oral treats.

Why don't you invite Jimmy Robinson over to play monster rain?

monster rain by Lil Conner May 13, 2005

Monster Energy 

An energy drink that people drink to seem cool and lower class. Tastes pretty good but has been known to kill people because they take too much. Looks 'cool' for a teen to drink it but immature and retarded for an adult.

Kyle : Yo look Riley, Troy has a monster energy!
Riley: Oh yeah dude let's go up to him and see if we can air drink some of that shit
Troy: Fine guys I'll let you smell it and pour a bit into your mouth
Kyle: Dude that shit is so radical man, im gonna go smoke 5 fags then steal some monsters from the corner shop bro
Riley: yeah let's do it man
Kyle: *spits on ground*
Riley: *spits on ground*
Troy: *spits on ground*

Monster Energy by arandom9yearold December 1, 2018