learn3play

A malapropism for the internet term "learn2play" which then transfers to "Learn to Play".

Nerd 1: I owned you bitch.

Nerd 2: How did you do that?

Nerd 1: learn3play

by Nerd 3 May 1, 2006

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

learnt

Redneck for Learned

I learnt how to fix the car.

by Donnan August 28, 2003

learnable

its where your sleep deprived and instead of saying your teachable, you say your learnable.

are you learnable?

by surfingbeanpole March 2, 2009

learning and shit

Its when u learn and shit (u bellend)

"What did u do at school?" "i was learning and shit u bellend"

by kinkyshit7 July 9, 2015

Learnaholic

Addicted to learning, addiction for learning, continuous and conscious learning with a feeling of necessity forever.

This word can be used similar to alcoholic or workaholic. For example, I have four degrees already and would like to study just one more course because it is very important I feel. It is an addition to learning more. Then, I am a learnaholic.

by Gideonism February 23, 2022

It's great, I'm learning a lot

A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.

B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!

A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!

B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!

by BinaryHackerMan July 4, 2016