Dick lasso

Dick lasso was a term discovered while playing Cyberpunk 2077 with friends. Dick lasso is a word that can be used to substitute ordinary words like "Fuck" and is used to replace words in sayings like "you just got Dick lassoed. The definition of saying "Dick lasso" out of context is saying that someone has a dick like a lasso. It can also be used like Dick lassoed and Dick lassoer as well.

You either Dick lasso or be Dick lassoed
Get Dick lassoed!
To Dick lasso or not to Dick lasso, that is the question.
It's raining cats and Dick lassos
Kill two birds with one Dick lasso
Dam, I just got Dick lassoed by my team yesterday for throwing in a game

by A-Night January 16, 2023

football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B

Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.

by Caduceus April 18, 2023

Jack Off Lawson

A man with a shite trim. His head is usually referred to as egg looking.

Watch out its a Jack Off Lawson

by MisterBigD123 June 9, 2020

Lasso

A redneck/hick/hillbilly lesbian.

Oh my word, y'all. I heard that Baylee Sue munched 2 girls last night! She's such a lasso!

by Le Gasp July 25, 2010

Lasso

The combination of the words "little" and "asshole." Adjective that is often used for careless rude people. Can also be used when referring to douchebags you previously dated.

A: "Are you still dating that guy?"
B: "Nah, he got belligerently drunk at my sisters wedding and started a cake-fight."
A: "What a lasso."

by jahroony October 6, 2012

Sociology lesson

Any lesson that you have where you just sit around and do fuck all. The teacher don't give a fuck and neither do you. You know you will fail your exams but you just couldnt give a Fucking Toss

Fred: Lets have a chilli eating contest!
Paul: Yeah that sounds great. Another typical Sociology lesson
Fred: The teacher would rather have a smoke so lets just do what we want
Paul: Yeah alright, cool.

Fred: Drink this coke with the chilli's in it for £2.50
Paul: Done, someone record my expression
Fred: Sweet, this shit is going on facebook
Paul: What about Mr M***e
Fred: Fuck M***e

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010

hand-job lesson

A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.

Matt gave me a hand-job lesson to show me how he likes to be jacked off.

by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021