Lamonte

The nice person you can met cute sweet and sexy smooth with the ladies and funny and quiet and stay to his self and caring about people he love and got a big dick

Lamonte

by Lamonte May 5, 2019

laconic

short strait to the point. similar to Turse

Dr. T: Those advance study questions are Laconic.

Student: what does that word mean.
Dr. T: look it up

Student: Urban dictionary say's "a woman who talks alot"
Dr. T: Fix it, it means short and to the point

Student: ill do it "laconicly"

by Ksig October 17, 2011

Royce Landon

While listening to Journey's "Don't stop Believin'" and receiving a rusty trombone, you feel like you have to fart, and do. However, you end up sharting in the girl's face, at which point, the girl vomits in your ass. She passes out from the stench, so you take the opportunity to play "hide the peanut butter" with her dog. When you're done, you place sparklers in her nose,then jam a tuba mouthpiece in her ass and play "Washington Post March". If performed in a Rolls Royce, you must play "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine" and refer to the act as a Rolls Royce Landon.

Guy no. 1: "How did it go last night?"

Guy no. 2: "Royce Landon."

Guy no. 1: "I worship you!"

by Royce Landon December 6, 2007

Landon school

Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.

Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news”

by Treekiller321 May 18, 2020

Landon

Landon. The best person you will ever meet. He is always there for you no matter what. He is an understanding gentleman, and will do anything to make others happy. At some points gets moody, but that’s just because he always puts the ones he loves first. He isn’t a great liar, and is also an honest person(sometimes). Landon is simply a human being. A great and unique person.

Girl: Who is that
Guy: Oh that’s Landon he’s a cool guy
Girl: Hes pretty cute and he’s got a great personality

by Realtalker78 May 27, 2018

Landon

Big black nigger with a huge cock
And loves thick girls

Landon’s are cool

by That’s a real one April 23, 2020

Kip and LaFonda Couple

Its a couple that just doesn't look right together. hahaha

person 1: did u see them over there?? she is sooo tall and he is sooo short.
person 2: yeah its like a Kip and LaFonda Couple. they dont really go together.

by LoveMuffin86 September 27, 2010