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Kliptonite

Mineral with unusual properties - Kliptonite is a strange formation of rock, found only around the site of a Klip appearance (see wordKlip/word). This complex mineral has varied and disturbing side effects which can enhance or debilitate superheros, especially those of the canine variety. Is commonly molded for use in weapons.
"The Klip wielded the Kliptonite enhanced Rocket Launcher with wild abandon."
by Morbius August 10, 2003
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Krista

A persons name who has a MASSIVE FOREHEAD I mean HUGE
Person: u seen Krista
Other person: ye she is not hard to miss with that MASSIVE FOREHEAD
by ALPHAQINBEDATNIGHT January 23, 2020
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Krista

Guys yall giving me way too much credit im a Krista IM A FUCKING IDIOT tf kinda Kristas yall know????
"omg krista is such a idiot she be fully dunse"
by ThatBitchKriss October 31, 2019
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Krista

A little shit. A person who reminds you of the devil. Someone who doesn't get the clues that you don't like them. Clueless moron.
Stop being such a Krista
by Anonymous 427338.0 January 9, 2017
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Kristan

If you are an overly obsessive fan of krista consider yourself a kristan. As a kristan, you are entitled to support and love the one and only Krista Poly to all needs. If she wants to be called baby, you tell her she is baby... If she feels sad, you cheer her up. Your only priority as a Kristan is to protect, adore and praise Krista till the end of time. It is up to us to make this fandom big. We love Krista. You love Krista.
"I love being a kristan! Becoming apart of this fandom has made me a better person and I have found more ways to love Krista that I never knew was possible. Thank you for your existence Krista! Kristans love you."

"I've become so obsessed with krista lately... does that make me a Kristan?"

"I am an official vip member of the Kristan fanbase"
by kristanoticeme June 23, 2019
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Krista

The utter definition of Napoleon Complex, the Krista is an ego-driven creature who, in the face of empirically verified incorrectness or culpability, nevertheless argues to the contrary. She is an elusive creature thought to inhabit the Americas, but this is mere conjecture. Those who have reported sightings claim her toes are that of a hobbit, yet her face is that of a smiling goddess. The latter is the source of her mythical power, as she is known for luring in unsuspecting boys who learn all too late that she has a dark side and feeds on their tears. Again, this is speculative, since none who have experienced her dark mania have returned. Her tale is one of folklore whispered ‘round campfires and through the forests of old. Only one can ensnare and tame her, they say, and so the world waits for the rightful suitor to come forth....
Did you hear Jim’s missing? They’re saying the Krista devoured his soul.
by Thetruedefinerofall October 1, 2019
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Krista

A stupid demanding controlling ass whore who will cry to get things her way and will drag you on in unnecessaryrelationship
Vruh Krista cried on my birthday/one year because i didn't get her anything even though I took out to mini putting bowling and to the arcade where i won her a giant charmander and gave it to her to keep
by KristaHater0001 May 17, 2018
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