kinderlove

a boyfriend/girlfriend that is sugnificantly(SP?) younger than the other person in the relationship. Kinderlove-lovers always find themselves drive around, buy alcohol and/or cigarettes, x-rated movies etc. for the kinderloves for they are too young to live to see any of the above. Today kinderloves are very common. but its okay. Kinderloves are usually desired & surprizingly appetizing b.c they express naiive behaviors and will do anything for you...if you know what i mean. AND they are automatically whiped because you are the high and mighty "way-too-old boy/girl friend"(AKA kinderlover).

TED: "what is mark doing tonight?"

BOB: "He went to pickup his kinderlove katie up from tea ball practice"

TED: "sick."

BOB: "yea hes prolly slamming her right now"

TED: "lucky bitch..when does daycare start up again?"

by niptuck September 6, 2006

kinker

When you poo and some bits of shit gets stuck in your ass hair.

Honey, can you remove my kinkers?

by JusticeLeopard August 14, 2016

out of kilter

not functioning right, out of order

My alarm clock is out of kilter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2009

kanter

An extremely large marijuana cigarette. Rolled to perfection.

Dude, I just rolled the nicest Kanter, lets get high.

by Bogart April 13, 2005

Kinder Surprise

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"

by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009

Kinderwhore

"kinder" (pronounced kin-der) Comes from the German word "kinder", which means "children"

Definition:
A grown woman who dresses in clothing meant for a young girl. Or a young girl who dresses older and too sexually suggestive for her age.

a grown woman who's wearing clothing that's way too tight and has words like "baby" or "sugar" written on it.

by queenshaniqua August 30, 2005

Kinnery

Kinnery is a diamond named after the Canary Diamond. It is very beautiful, shiny, and always sparkling.

Daaamnnn, check out the Kinnery

by Diamond Gal March 25, 2011