Put the Kettle On

To prepare for sexual intercourse.

"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."

by Anonymous467 June 25, 2012

kendle

A boy who is caring and sweet and the most kindness person you could ever know he will always be there when you need him so if you get a Kendle treat him right cause he may or may not give you a second chance

Girl: hey Kendle....how are you?
Kendle: I’m good thanks....how about you?

by Samantha Hernandez December 22, 2017

kenleigh

Kenleigh is a little girl with red hair and she plays basketball YOU NEVER WANT TO LOOSE A KENLEIGH

kenleigh has great red tips

by happyfeet420 November 17, 2018

Put the kettle on

to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)

A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!

by janeofalltrades January 3, 2021

black kettle situation

Situation in which someone says or does something that is considered 'the pot calling the kettle black'.

"i didnt say eny thing about your spelling"
"That's good, because it would kinda be a black kettle situation"

by Sephira Everliss July 25, 2008

kettlewell

1.) An unholy douche.
2.) See #1

That kettlewell can go fuck himself.

by KevinH May 4, 2005

kettle

A steam locomotive/steam train

Did you see those folks Trainspotting at the station? They were waiting to photograph a kettle

by kettle spotter May 23, 2010